Sunday, December 24, 2006


My head hurts alot, really alot, how pissed could i look?
So John ever so graciously offered drinks at his house amongst his housemate having sex and trying to sneak back and forth to bathroom. Quite amusing.
We hit Stonewall, god that place i haven;t been back for ten years. Met johns danish gay couple, was interesting, nice people, the Danes. All i could think of was Danish cookies and Queen mary and i don't know.. blonde people. They got alot of attention. We were ignored as usual. Oh wait, john was asked if he was selling pills by some retarded twink and a crazy girl with lacey finger-cut gloves got her glomesh handbag stolen.

Saw Gav and friends, we sat round looking fabulous and drank whilst fat people took off their shirts and danced.
Party drugs make you do silly things.
I hopped over to Pheonix, and omg, it was tragic.
A dozen or so people, a lesbian felt me up (again) and later on some muscle guy was chatting me up, he was kinda nice but short but i wanted to dance, not get laid. So i told him i was straight and it got him even more excited. Anyway he left me alone eventually. I jumped about and flung my head like a cheap bag of chips in a violent fight amongst hungry seagulls.
It was fun, it would have been more fun if it was busy, like before, in the past, in history.
Atleast Pete got to experience the sweatiness of it, i think Gav might have freaked out.
Ah, but he was preoccupied in Gloria Jeans with a very lovely boy who owns backstreet boys cds and speaks with a quiet south african accent.
I have a strange feeling he might be bottom. And you know what that means.

Ouch my head.

4 comments:

gav25 said...

you know that was the second time i walked into Pheonix expecting it to be everything everyone says it is... *shrugs*

well it was great meeting you last night dude. apart from within the circle of friends i was around (you included) the atmosphere around Stonies was, a my friend Scott described, "just tragic".

let's go somewhere else next time time aye? ;-)

Gav

calm balm said...

ah, yes.. tragic .. . anyway did u get humped?

gav25 said...

if by "humped" you mean had a long deep&meaningful and exchanged phone numbers, then yes, i "humped". :)

Gav

calm balm said...

woo hoo! u got it deep .. kekeke.. anyway was great to see u again!.