I can't stand these ultra-thin pretty young male models!
I just want to go up to them and throw bacon and $5 bills at them, jesus god damn bloody buggery...

One of my speakers from the home theatre is broken, so now i have sound going from the front, left to right.. then stopping behind me on the left hand side and continuing on the right!
It's just ridiculous! So i went and bought some fantastic george jensen home furnishings. An entwined candle stick and a clock so i can tell what time it is in the morning. First thing i see in the morning is a george jensen clock .

Says it all really.