Sunday, January 14, 2007



"Well can you send me a pic of yourself, i mean i could turn up and you be some 60year old morbidly obese guy named bruce with loose teeth"

Work can really take the shit out of you, especially if it's full-time whilst u struggle with flu.
My boss was coughing and wheezing all week and bought this huge spaceship vapouriser which covered most of the city clinic in a fog of eucalyptus and kept showing anyone within an inch her creepy ghost photos. Fortunately it was abit more sane in the other one .
Why is the air con. in trains so cold?? it could be mildly warm or 40c but whenever u step into a train it's 10c?
Why do people eat subway in the train? it stinks out the whole carriage .
Why do teenages/emo kids hang round under the townhall steps? it stinks of urine! leave some space for the homeless!!

Fortunately my flu has gone away now after sleeping most of the non-working time. But i'm getting really sick of instant noodles in a cup . I miss the french cakes and gorgeous things next door. Two more weeks till they re-open....

I need to work out again, im so out of shape and feel embarrassed in skimpy clothes.

Where are my skimpy clothes?

I did this womans nipples on thursday, she had huge holes in her nipples i thought for a moment they were going to squirt at me.

But it was nice to catch up with the wildgirl, she works in adelaide now and goes to the beach after her work, swim,tan then cooks dinner. What a life eh. makes me want to go there , who would have thought adelaide as a prospective haven.
3hrs on her underarm and bikini top.

I didn't go out at all this week, just for a moment to get silver shoes.

8 comments:

RRP said...

and here i thought the weirdest thing about nipples were not having an areola!

Ken said...

Glad to hear the flu has gone away and you are feeling better. Did you have a flu shot this year, and got the flu anyway, or did you skip the shot?

I always get the flu shot but I wonder if they work. No flu for me since the monumental one during the millennium celebration -- last week of Dec, 1999 and the first week of Jan, 2000.

gav25 said...

man you crack me up =)

i love the way you point things out that i wonder about too, like why the fuck city-rail's trains r so cold. and those emo kids.

Gav

calm balm said...

hi ryan! mm nipples without aerolas are weird... be like sucking on a pimple? hehe..

Ken, it's summer downunder! hehe.. well atleast i got the flu out of the way before winter.
I blame not drinking much alcohol.

Gav, hows it dude? yer..those emo kids, i swear! they don't even ride their skateboard... just hold em!

Anonymous said...

Adelaide: a prospective short-term haven, perhaps!
It's true, the traffic and weather are reasonable. Nice beaches and wine country are merely a stone's throw away from the city.
But the small town mentality will eventually get to you, and the shopping is terrible - especially for a designer whore such as yourself ;)

calm balm said...

so what do people in adelaide wear??

peter said...

oh adelaide is wonderful; it's full of hot people who you can never have access to because they're always at home parties, never actually out in the city.

clothes are a mixed bag, but last time i was there it was all emo kids with huge fringes draping around their eyes, and tonnes of flowing fabric on other people, naturally a whole heap of hideous suburban mingers too.

when are you coming to melbourne, by the way? i don't want to have to ask again.

calm balm said...

i will try for winter? coats, boots and scarves.